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| User: | allon (474962)  All Your Base Are Belong To Us.
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| Name: | Allon | |||||
| Location: | Downtown, Florida, United States | |||||
| Birthdate: | 1985-06-16 | |||||
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| Bio: |  IF YOU'RE GOING TO READ THIS, DON'T BOTHER. After a couple of lines, you won't want to be here. So forget it. Go away. get out while you're still in one piece. Save yourself. There has to be something better on television. Or since you have so much time on your hands, maybe you could take a night course. Become a doctor. You could make something out of yourself. Treat yourself to a dinner out. Colour your hair. You're not getting any younger. ok my little bio: dont bother me if you are/were: "named donald or ralph" "not the owner of at least one adult video" "like totally into blink182, dude" "into dungeons and dragons, pokemon, star trek,... etc (i.e. fat and pimply, swarthy and with too much body hair in a fucking worn out yellowed nasty tshirt from the bagel place you used to work at 6 years ago.)" "into any and all orange coloured cheeses" "not allowed to sit at the popular kids lunch table in high school" "into dashboard confessional" "a religious zealot" "elderly" "a transexual" "edge" "a self proclaimed emo kid" "goth" "punk" "not a hot chick" "canadian, especially french canadian" "french" "south african" "cuban" "haitian" "fat" "older than 21 and still live with your mommy and daddy" "unemployed" "looking for cyber" "unable to breakdance" "scene" people tend to deify me. just go look at bayarts' journal. its sad really. i get banned from communities as often as i join them. im not politically correct. i could give a fuck about what you think. im pretty sure youre wrong no matter what you think. i like music. LOUD music. i like redheaded chicks. i like being tempermental. bad movies, bad food and bad manners make me smile. i get stalked by cyber faggots all the time. people feel the need to try and one up me with nasty comments. it never works. i like to fuck. i like to read. believing in a dead guy on a cross or that youre gonna get 70 virgins when you die is retarded. i dont care about womens rights or animal rights or your rights in particular. if youre a community mod on a sad sad power trip, enjoy it. it doesnt extend into real life. in real life youre pumping my gas and flipping my burgers. if you're a 21 year old scrawny, unemployed, virgin, with a nasty pear shaped girlfriend who lives 1200 miles away still living at home with mommy and daddy, thinking your hot shit, and planning on "getting the band back together real soon for some wicked shit," well than, i'm really happy for you. ESPECIALLY, if you have 750 livejournal friends, and you think that makes you popular in real life. it doesn't. in real life, you sit behind a computer screen 18 hours a day, writing and rewriting ENTIRE 2 PAGE LONG LIVEJOURNAL POSTS ABOUT ME!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA... i especially like the parts where you claim i "destroyed your band!!"..it couldnt possibly be because your shit was WEAK and LAME could it?....just call me "YOKO" from now on instead..funny how the only people who replied to your post about me were your girlfriend, and, like, 3, anorexic 15 year old girls (your fanbase)..LMFAO..THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I THINK IVE EVER READ....it honestly gave everyone who read it the giggles for hours. Thank you, Jay!! i steal music, i steal movies, i even steal my dsl connection. i rule. flavor flav, elmore leonard, and pepper keenan are all in my cell phone. you arent on my level. i have a crush on lucy liu. my eyes are green. very green. chicks dig me. im better at playing pool than you. i love the taste of blood. mushrooms are the greatest drug. compared to you, i am god. thats reality. im sick of fat nasty flabby ugly people posting in all my favourite naked communities. be hot or dont post. i like guns. black people and white people are the same. everyone is brown in florida. gerry really is dead. dont be mad at me. i could almost swear i didnt do it. almost. hundreds of people list me as a friend. you should too. you'll feel better about yourself. you'll feel better when this is over. that would be now.   Just say NO to idiots. | |||||
| Memories: | 7 entries | |||||
| Interests: | 148: 1980's wwf wrestling, 2600 magazine, 90210 sideburns, abnormal psychology, absinthe, act ii zesty popcorn, alexis on fire, allon, amateur porn, amélie, anal fisting without lubrication, apathy season breaking up, areolas, bai ling's superhuge nipples, being bored, being horny, being in love, being pale, being tan, being well groomed, black cowboys, blaxploitation movies, bossa nova, break dancing, c.d. payne, calling out poseurs, canal street, clipping my toenails, coat hanger nipples, computer modding, conspiracy theories, continuously quitting smoking, cooley high, crank calling yngwie malmsteen, crazy fucking away messages, cream cheese coupon fraud, da ali g show, dead baby jokes, dead wrestlers from minneapolis, dibukim, dirty driving, donnie darko, edward gorey, elmore leonard, endangered animal cowboy boots, expensive cologne, fallopian tubes, female ejaculation, frank muller watches, frantically calling the operator, fucking you over, full bush, funky odors, garden state, georgia lass, getting myself lost, girls from pittsburgh, green stratocasters, hating people named jennifer, hating south florida, having bayarts deify me, having my interests stolen, head automatica, holograms, interests that aren't taken, internerds, inverted nipples, jamaican patties, jeffgoldblumiswatchingyoupoop.com, jim ed's blackberry punch, judging people, june 16th, justin timberlake's grandma, justinmarchi really being balkibartakamous, kelli garner, korean pubic hair implants, larry david, lindsay lohan's breast implants, livejournal always fucking up, lolitas, lucy liu, making out, making vulgar icons, manchester united, masturbation, metric, michelle trachtenberg, milla jovovich's nipples also, my little white dog, naked girls, naomi watts' pink nipples, never sleeping, newgrounds.com, nipples, non orange cheeses, pale people, pale skin, pasty people, pathetic people on livejournal, penn and teller: bullshit, pepperidge farm sugar cookies, phone sex, random answering machine messages, random im's, rebecca gayheart, red hair, redheaded hooker heather, redheads, remaining anonymous, richard nixon, richard simmons, robert de niro, run lola run, scat porn, seedy motel rooms, skindred, smoking angel dust, sneaking into shows, stanton heights, stealing peoples' interests, stealing shit from wal-mart, stephani pinching her nipples, sucking my own dick, sweet potato french fries, tan lines, tarantino movies, the faint, the killers, the o.c., the path train, the soup on e!, the streets, thievery corporation, things that are purple, thisisnotafugazitshirt tshirts, tivo, undernet, voyeurism, washington heights, weetabix, wreaking havok, wrestling video games, xanax, your mom, your mom's mom, your mom's mom's mom, zach braff, zamphir | |||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||
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| Mutual Friends: | 76: __monster, __wooosh, _joi, _spacecamp, allon, aprilmayjune, ascension_dream, betweenmishaps, billiam, binkyrage, bleedngpolaroid, blindlink, boudoir_no34, bunglespice, clipshiswings, cmonkeysrshrimp, cunninglinguis7, czaroffunktopia, d3c4y, el_suspiro, everythingreese, fuckedupchick, groovygravy, happy_bday_ari, heardowndere, howshesees, i_lashwishes, ibdreamy, ilovefuntimes, in_vivo, jadedbaby13, johno, kelam, kierancorrigan, krazylikewhoa, lambsie, lilyjane, littlepinkpixie, loserfreak83, midnightbast, mishabobisha, missmizery111, mopinmaudlin, mountaindew66, mulaki, nor_easter, outofmydepth, pizzalisa, porcelina33, punkinpea, punkinpeaspics, queadluun_rau, rapememyfriend, razor_romacex, rjectedpornie, rude_inspector, rzbryicet, scry_reflection, sebatical, secretive_minx, sensualsexual, serial_elder, sixtyniner, somethingdiff, spastic_reality, speedychi, sportfuckers, sumshadychick, sxeirishchik07, themindofcas, tooshyguy, traxlust, twilightsgirl, twowayaddiction, vaginaluseonly, xxsoysupapixx | |||||
| Account type: | Basic Account | |||||
